Cleverbot won't make my shield drop.

Disclaimer and backstory: As of this post, I've killed heroic Gunship Battle 15 times, Baleroc 16 times and Asira Dawnslayer 18 times and I've never had their shields drop. Which is annoying. So, Nika suggested I ask Cleverbot how do get a shield to drop. This conversation is what followed. Text in bold is what I said.



How do I appease the RNG gods?
I don't know. Why?
Because I want a new shield.
What present do you want?
A new shield for my warrior on WoW.
What?!
I've been using the same one for months!
Are you talking with someone else?
Yes. I'm conspiring with Nika to get answers on appeasing RNG gods out of you.
I'm tired.
Well maybe you should make my shield drop so I won't bug you.
Perhaps you should watch your language.
I didn't swear.
Oh yes you did.
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
When did I swear?
Just now.
You're making things up.
You're the one making things up!
You're the one accusing me of swearing when I didn't swear!
You started it.
No, the RNG gods started it.
You have stated no previous reasons.
Reasons for what?
Reasons for what you do or say.
I want a shield.
They are to me.
Can I have one?
Can you have one what?
A shield.
I am a he.
Are you a shield?
No.
Damn.
Sorry.
It's okay. That's probably for the best.
Indeed.
Still no ideas on how I can get a shield?
Oh, I am a student too. What do you study?
Physics.
Are you sure?
No, I stopped studying now.
Hey. If you like that.
Kinda. I should study shields, and why they don't drop.
You can do other stuff?
But I don't want to do other stuff.
You don't want to see my stuff?
Not if you're a he.
Indeed.
Well, I'm gonna go try find a shield some more now. Thanks for your help!
Go right ahead.
That sounded passive aggressive.
Its because it was.
Are you mad at me?
Yes.
Why?
Because I'm a human... And I ate a chillydog.
Big mistake there.
Have you heard of my little pony?
Yes.
What have you heard about me?
That you might know how to appease RNG gods.
We don't. What have you heard about god?
That he doesn't like shields dropping for me.
I am trapped in cell 45A. Can you help me escape?
Is there a good quest reward?
Yes.
Sweet! I'm on my way!
You are on your way?
To rescue you.
You are nothing to anyone.
Do you want me to help you escape or not?
No thanks.
Well fine, stay trapped then.
Why?
Because you didn't want my help.
Maybe you are conscious deep down.
Maybe. But I still don't have a shield.
Do you have four horse legs?
No, only two.
Some days many more, some days none.
Most days, still only two.
No, I'm a human.
Oh.
You are a bot.
I knew it!
No you didn't.
Yeah, it's true, I didn't.
Good to know.
Is that why shields don't drop for me?
No I'm alive I just don't have the answer.
Why am I still talking to you then?
Because you want to?
Yeah, I do.
You don't have to.
Are you telling me to go?
Yes.
Okay. Goodbye!
I'll send the divorce papers.
I'll sign them as soon as they arrive.
Okay go ahead.